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MISHEARD ROCK LYRICS/LYRICS THAT MAKE NO SENSE

(Last updated on August 22, 2010)

- MISHEARD ROCK LYRICS -

- First, a look at some (but not all) of the many mistaken Rock lyrics -

- Songs with lyrics that make no sense (or do they?) -

Most of the time, many songs out there that confuse so many, actually do make sense, you just got to know what the song's writer was up to with the lyrics. But not all of these type of songs have been explained. The following tunes, along with the confusing - or plain out silly lyrics, are listed below, and none of them have ever really been explained (except for an exception or two) . I'll add, most (but not all) of these songs are excellent numbers otherwise. This list is not in any way put together to make fun of these lyrics, but just to question them.

Sam Stone - John Prine: "Little pictures have big ears"....... They do? What da......? (* see note below)

Teach Your Children - CSNY: "The one they picks"...... What? Children don't pick their parents, nor do parents pick their kids (not blood parents, not yet, anyway), so what the heck does that mean?

Jumpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones:  "I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread"....... The question remains - why would such a upbeat cat like Jack do this; why would anybody frown at bread?

Macarthur Park - Richard Harris: "All the sweet, green icing flowing down, somebody left the cake out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and Ill never have that recipe again!".......... You think Richard Harris was having a nervous breakdown the way he sang this part of the song, he must have really been hungry - perhaps from smoking too much weed before he sang this line.

Norwegian Wood - The Beatles: "So I lit a fire, isn't it good, Norwegian Wood"....... Some say "norwegian wood" was Beatle slang for marijuana, and if so, then perhaps the lyric makes sense. But many others claim the lyric here means that he was burning down the bird's house - and that makes no sense at all, as it doesn't fit with the rest of the song's lyrics. Note: When this song first came out, I was about 10 years old, and back then I figured he meant that he was lighting a fire in a fireplace. I still think that is what John Lennon meant.

Don't Bring Me Down - Electric Light Orchestra: "Dont bring me down, grroosss!"...... What the hell does  "grroosss" mean? (and no, they are not singing "Bruce" there either, not that Bruce would make any sense).

Still You Turn Me On - Emerson Lake and Palmer: "Every day a little sadder, a little madder, someone fetch me a ladder"....... He needs a ladder? The song is about a girl that turns on a guy. So where does the ladder come in?

Roundabout - Yes: "Mountains come out of the sky - and they stand there"....... They came from where and they do what? I guess these mountians must have legs to just stand there and they must also have wings too if they came from the sky.

Your Move - Yes: "Don't surround yourself with yourself"..... I don't think this lyric so much falls into the makes no sense category as much as it makes you wonder what exactly does it mean? Well, it is pretty clear to me this song is about playing chess, but many insist it was written as a anti-war song and why Jon Anderson, the song's author, placed two of John Lennon's song titles in it (that being "Instant Karma" and "Give Peace a Chance")..... Then also in the same song we have: "Make the white queen run so fast, she hasn't got time to make you a wife"..... What the heck doesn this lyric mean?

Can't Find My Way Home - Blind Faith: "Come down off your throne and leave your body alone"..... Now wait a minute, how can a person leave their own body alone, and what throne is it that this person is up on? When asked what he meant when he wrote this line, Steve Winwood simply said "I don't have a clue what it means".

Walking on the Moon - The Police: "My feet don't hardly make no sound walking on the moon. I hope my legs don't break walking on the moon"...... Really? Shit, any 8 year old could have come up with these lyrics! Come to think of it, there are several songs by this band that the lyrics sound so childish.

Lola - The Kinks: "Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man." Lets face it, any guy who would fall for such a gal, especially with all of the other clues given about Lola in this song, would be nothing short of dumb if he didn't understand, or even just made this statement in the first place.

Ride Captain Ride - The Blues Image: "As a storm was blowin' out on the peaceful sea"..... This hippie song is about 73 men (where are the women?) who get on a ship to look for a happier land to live on.  But if they are out on a boat in a storm with winds blowing, well, how can the sea be peaceful? If you ever saw the video to this song, when that exact lyric is sang, the boat that is shown is sailing in some rough waters, too.

Smooth Operator - Sade: "Coast to coast, L. A. to Chicago"...... Okay, I know Sade is pop and not classic rock - but, this has to go down as one of the stupidest lyrics in music, so I had to list it. Gosh, I guess if I listed all of the lyrics that made no sense in some of the new modern day songs, this list would be 50 pages long!

Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin: "If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now its just a spring clean for the May Queen"....... This one was sent in to me and I knew what it mean right off the bat, but I found a place that can explain it better than myself, so please visit this link if you need to know.

Dancing Days - Led Zeppelin: "I saw a lion he was standing alone, with a tadpole in a jar." Another Led Zep lyric that actually could make sense, at least according to Zeppelin fans, if you look at the line before it: "You told your mama I'd get you home, but you didnt say I had no car". In the follwing line that so many don't get, well, he is the lion, and because of the problems with his girlfreind, he is alone and not getting any, so the "tadpole" is, well, his sperm (since sperm looks something like a tadpole when viewed under a microscope).

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly: "In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey, don't you know that I love you" No, these lyrics don't make sense and really, they aren't suppose to. This is one of those songs that we have been given the answers to as to why it was written that way. The song's title (and the lyrics) were originally "In The Garden Of Eden", but according to the liner notes from a latter day CD compilation release: .....  The band's drummer, Ron Bushy, when the band was working on the song, asked singer Doug Ingle what he was singing, because he could not make out the words. He heard "in-a-gadda-da-vida", and after that the band liked the jumbled, misunderstood lyrics better, and kept them.

I Am I Said - Neil Diamond: “No one heard at all not even the chair”. The guy in the song is so lonely that he is referring to a chair as a person and talking to it. Oh well, some lonely people talk to walls, too.

Once In A Lifetime - Talking Heads: "Water dissolving... and water removing, there is water at the bottom of the ocean, remove the water, carry the water, remove the water from the bottom of the ocean" Say what? Do what?

Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy - Sammy Hagar "Hot, sweet cherries on the vine" Has Sammy ever heard the story about how cherries grow - on a cherry tree, not a vine!

Ventura Highway - America: "Alligator lizards in the air". Okay, does somebody want to explain how these alligator lizards can fly or how they got into the air in the first place? Maybe they were on one of those mountains in the sky from the Yes song?

A Horse With No Name - America: "The heat was hot".......  I don't think I can take too much more of this silly nonsense; if they just spent a little more time writing this song you think they could have come up with something a little better than "hot"? I know this song has a double meaning to it, one of those is describing the effects one feels when doing heroin ("horse" is slang for the drug), but please! I even tried to see if I could figure this one out since I do dig the song, perhaps by "heat" they mean the police? But no, that isn't what it means if you look at the words that follow this lyric. Who knows?

Hotel California - The Eagles "So I called up the captain, 'Please bring me my wine', he said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'". I always got the correct drift from this lyric, but many others don't. True, wine isn't a spirit, it's fermented and spirits are distilled. But as Don Henley, the song's writer noted, the alcoholic beverage (the wine) wasn't what he was writing about when he used the word "spirit". He was playing around with the word and use it for one of its other meanings, as with dealing in intellectual and emotional powers.

*Note on the song "Sam Stone" (added on October 10, 2008).... Since this list was first written up, finally an answer that explains the lyric to this one song, anyway. First, talk about not hearing a lyric correct! What I and so many others always heard John sing was what I have up above. I also made sure I had that lyric down correctly before publishing this list by looking up the song's lyric. Unfortunately, when I checked online, at least a couple of lyric sites list the wrong lyric for this line - that being "Little pictures have big ears". Turns out the official lyric is not that, but: "Little pitchers have big ears". So heck, first thing to do is add this to the Misheard Lyrics list, as I now have done.

So, after running a search for this corrected lyric, I see that this correct lyric also makes no sense to most who hear it. But I did find what it means after looking around a bit.... Now, this line is not about a baseball pitcher, but it's referring to a pitcher which holds liquids. Okay, still confused?.... First, this actually turns out to be an old saying as to the resemblance of the ears - to the handles of a pitcher. Then when using this old saying in the lyric, it is being used as a play on words, in remarking about Sam Stone's children, who are affected by their father's drug addiction. Children do hear and understand more than many adults think they do. This ancient saying, was first recorded by John Heywood in 1546: "Auoyd your children, smal pitchers haue wide eares." (This info comes from from The Dictionary of Cliches by James Rogers, Ballantine Books, New York, 1985). Since the lyric in "Sam Stone" before this lyric talks about junkie Sam Stone's children knowing that their father has a drug problem: "There's a hole in daddy's arm, where all the money goes", well now this lyric about the pitcher makes sense, as does the line that follows that lyric, too, as "don't stop and count the years" is now clearly connected to what he is talking about in the pitcher lyric, since parents often will remark that they don't want to think about how fast their kids grow up (or count the years). ..... I want to thank Harv Thiessen who emailed me on this and got me to confirm what he knew. Now, if we can just figure out what some of these other lyrics mean!

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