Ha, ha, ha

Ted:You all excuse me while I streak

Audience: Make it stink, Hound Dog

Hound Dog: He gonna start streaking. He gonna, he gonna-- hey, Ted, you gonna streak some?

Ted: I’m gonna, I’m gonna streak tonight, getting’ buck naked

Hound Dog: Ha, ha, ha, ha…yeah. Ha, ha, ha…I already got it

Ted: Hey Bruce, get the champane, we got someone to bathe tonight. Get the champagne, we got someone to bathe tonight with a birthday tomorrow

Hound Dog: I’ve been to the grocery store this evening. I got some Vaseline, ha, ha

Ted: Get the champagne and the Vaseline

Hound Dog: Brother, I’m already ready for you, ha, ha, ha

Ted: Hey, over my dead body..after all, I got it first

Phillips: Sorry people, but you won’t have no band tomorrow night, I’m sorry